Thoughts going through Van Damages Head during this classic clip (Source2)


-I am the man
-I don't know what that old asian guy gave me to drink but I am feeling me
-I am going to define Happy Ending
-Steven Seagal can't dance like this
-Neither can Chuck or Bruce
-I didn't know I can dance like this
-I can't believe I am dancing like this
-This scene will land me a sequal fo sho
-I hope my tank top is a big hit
-These random Asian guys attacking me need to ease. I'm Van Damn
-Someday because of these radical dance moves I will be in a movie playing on the Pittsburgh Penguins with my hero Luc Robitaille
-Who would win in a fight, this old asian guy training me or Mr Miagi?
-Lhawk has way too many posters of me in his room and will rock a beat to this clip
-If I can only be in a movie with Lawrence Taylor!
-Dennis Rodman and I WILL be in a movie called Double Team...I CAN FEEL IT!
-Wooooooooooo I am rocking
-Look at me go
-I love speedos!! woops

Signs You Are Not a Hockey Player(LHawk and Source2)

-You wear your favorite team jersey to a hockey game even if your team isn’t playing

-You have all the best gear, but you still have the fewest points on the team

-You have to ask how to take a slap shot

-You have never pissed in your jockstrap to stay warm when playing in an outdoor rink

-You don't enjoy street hockey

-You dump the puck in during Mens League

-At any point in your life you say, ‘that guy should cut his hair’

-You have sympathy when a ref takes a slapper to the back of the leg, instead of just saying ’he shouldn’t have been standing there’

-You own a professional jersey with your name on the back (could have first name too)

-You still rap tape around you skate after rapping your laces around them too

-You wear a face mask and mouth guard in men’s league

-At any point during a game, you have to ask what that call was

-Duct tape a suitable tape for your shin pads, or stick for that matter

-You have one of those hockey bags that are on wheels or they turn into a backpack like a fucking transformer

-You have the NBA package

-You don't own Wayne Gretzky's Above and Beyond

ACTUAL LIST OF THINGS FROM A STICKY I FOUND IN MY ROOM (By BeerMakEsMePooP)

"Stuff I need"

- dumbell
- V-neck undershirts
- clean underwear
- powder

POSSIBLE NAMES FOR THIS "ROCKER" (By Kid Springsteen)

-Terry Wasp

-Rogie "Boneyard" Lecurl

-Dax Hammerfall

-Robb Feature

-Ron Bon Jovi

-War Pigeon

-Davey 'Holiday' Marcuzzi

-Al Solid

-Al "Soldier of Sunshine" Solid

-Vance Magik

-Rico Lightning

THINGS THAT CAN FIT IN THE SPACE BETWEEN MICHAEL STRAHAN'S TWO FRONT TEETH (By Kid Springsteen)

-A Football
-A Superbowl Ring
-A Superbowl Trophy
-A Salad Bowl
-A Bowling Trophy
-Wes Welker