Fun List Fridays

We Present: Random Lists of Distinctly Selected Items. If you would like to contribute a list, please email us funlistfridays@gmail.com and include your list, list title, and post name in the body of the email. We do not discriminate or edit.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OFTEN MISLEADING HOCKEY TERMS WHEN USED OUT OF CONTEXT (by Kid Springsteen and Bauer Out)

--High Slot
--Soft Dump
--"Pick Up A Guy!"
--Dump and Chase
--Heel Curve
--Off The Dasher
--Odd Man Rush
--Hard Around
--Left Wing Lock



SLEEVES ARE FOR PUSSIES, BUT SO ARE... (by Kid Springsteen)

-Umbrellas

-Umbrella Hats

-Time Outs

-Glasses

-Yamikas

-Safeties on Guns

-Calling "Safety" after farting instead of being proud and confident that the one you just ripped will render any would-be attacker immobile

-Helmets

-Small dogs

-Yogurt

-Turtles

-Turtlenecks

-Margarine

-A small order of McDonald's fries

-Directions

-Slings (what do you think it's made of--Magic? Just don't move your arm much, pussy)

-Bow Staffs

-Gold Fish

-Not making it past the first round of a "Kumite"

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

NOW ACCEPTING NAME IDEAS FOR MY FUTURE FISH (by BROCKTOON)


-Lil' Bro

-Lil' Ze

-Brock Jr.

-John Franco

-T. Guy Minetti (with his permission of course)

-Mt. Fuji

-Nuggetron 5000

-Officer Poncharello

-Mega Pussy