Fun List Fridays

We Present: Random Lists of Distinctly Selected Items. If you would like to contribute a list, please email us funlistfridays@gmail.com and include your list, list title, and post name in the body of the email. We do not discriminate or edit.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

GUEST LIST FOR THE 'GEARHEART BBQ SAUCE' AFTERPARTY HELD IN MY BATHROOM LAST NIGHT AKA TYPES OF DOODIE (By The Gearheart 3)

--Mud Butt
--Stink Butt
--Rot Butt
--Spray Fart
--Sting Ring
--Red Eye
--Doodie Crayon
--Grumpie
--Grumpee
--Splatter
--Espresso Drip
--Shit Stain
--Brown Town
--Corn Dump
--Slobby Brown
--Kenny Corndump Stabone
--Leaky Faucet
--Turtle Head
--Dragon's Child
--Son of Dork
--Poop Plop
--Long Brown Snake
--Baby Food
--Hangover Black
--Satan's Wrath
--Crotch Rot
--Hershey Squirts
--Birth of The Brown
--Captain Caramel