ADULT NO NO's (Source2, KId Springsteen, BauerOUT, LHawk)
No way in hell should you have adult Braces and or retainer/headgear
Adult Diapers (so so so so so so suspect) even more suspect if you like to dress up like an oversized baby and have a bottle and little nursery with a twisted sex fetish. EASE
You should not be at little league game if your kid is not playing
You should not be at kiddy pool if you dont have kids. Major NO NO if you are in the pool
Adult Twins are under serious suspicion and are a MAJOR NO NO. THink about the last time you actually saw two adult twins together hanging out? its just not right people, grow up and split up already..MAJOR NO NO IF STILL WEARING MATCHING CLOTHES
You should not be seen at a bowling alley with other adult friends using the gutter bumpers
Not knowing how to drive a stick shift car? Your an adult for crying out loud, you cant do it? dont give me this i never learned how crap, it is a matter of survival.
Dying your hair and wearing a Rolling Stones tee
Shaving your head when you start to go bald, like come on guy, we all know what’s going on here
Jean shorts- They weren’t cool when you were young, what makes you think they are now?
Joining a gang after the age of 20. I know gang bangers age into OG's but if you hit 40 and decide you want to shank someone fine, but dont do it as initiation into your nephews gang
You are not allowed to play in the ballroom playhouse at McDonalds no matter what. i know it looks like fun, becuase it is, but you are an adult now and you need to start acting like one...im sorry but those are the rules
Lobster Bibs...seriously how fucking retarded are you?...why dont i just bring you a kid seat while we are at it and us adults over here can make fun of you while we eat because you look like a baby...you probably have diaper rash so ease...you want your baba? You are a 45 year old adult male, act like one, dont spill on your shirt
No way should you be earing double runner hockey skates...these people hang out at the outdoor rink in NYC and do exist...GROW UP...the decison to strap two blades onto your new balances or Nike Airs is completely obsurd for a 32 yr old husband.
You can not be seen eating a happy meal at any time. this includes ordering happy meals for your kids but then eating them with your kids. You cant do that, order from the big boy menu. Your not fooling anyone with that secret obession to get close to Ronald, Hamburglar, Grimace and Birdie the Early Bird. Everyone wants the toy but you need to let it go.
Having a sleep over at another adult friends house...i dont even need to go into detail on this one.
Participating in an adult Baseball camp affoliated with a major leage team like the Dodgers...ok folks you need to look in the miror and come to the realization that you suck at baseball. if you were any good you would have made it to the big leagues already and this should be obvious to you when you struck out in T Ball and never made the babe ruth squad
Lollipops...Ever see a 40 year old man walking in a suit comming from the train station with a blowpop in his mouth? exactly because that is a major NO NO. Major Major NO NO If it is one of the rainbow giant circled ones
Ordering chop sticks with the rubber bands when at a chinese restaurant
Stealing a foul ball from some 6 year old at a baseball game
for yourself
Wearing floaties when in a pool
No way in hell should you have adult Braces and or retainer/headgear
Adult Diapers (so so so so so so suspect) even more suspect if you like to dress up like an oversized baby and have a bottle and little nursery with a twisted sex fetish. EASE
You should not be at little league game if your kid is not playing
You should not be at kiddy pool if you dont have kids. Major NO NO if you are in the pool
Adult Twins are under serious suspicion and are a MAJOR NO NO. THink about the last time you actually saw two adult twins together hanging out? its just not right people, grow up and split up already..MAJOR NO NO IF STILL WEARING MATCHING CLOTHES
You should not be seen at a bowling alley with other adult friends using the gutter bumpers
Not knowing how to drive a stick shift car? Your an adult for crying out loud, you cant do it? dont give me this i never learned how crap, it is a matter of survival.
Dying your hair and wearing a Rolling Stones tee
Shaving your head when you start to go bald, like come on guy, we all know what’s going on here
Jean shorts- They weren’t cool when you were young, what makes you think they are now?
Joining a gang after the age of 20. I know gang bangers age into OG's but if you hit 40 and decide you want to shank someone fine, but dont do it as initiation into your nephews gang
You are not allowed to play in the ballroom playhouse at McDonalds no matter what. i know it looks like fun, becuase it is, but you are an adult now and you need to start acting like one...im sorry but those are the rules
Lobster Bibs...seriously how fucking retarded are you?...why dont i just bring you a kid seat while we are at it and us adults over here can make fun of you while we eat because you look like a baby...you probably have diaper rash so ease...you want your baba? You are a 45 year old adult male, act like one, dont spill on your shirt
No way should you be earing double runner hockey skates...these people hang out at the outdoor rink in NYC and do exist...GROW UP...the decison to strap two blades onto your new balances or Nike Airs is completely obsurd for a 32 yr old husband.
You can not be seen eating a happy meal at any time. this includes ordering happy meals for your kids but then eating them with your kids. You cant do that, order from the big boy menu. Your not fooling anyone with that secret obession to get close to Ronald, Hamburglar, Grimace and Birdie the Early Bird. Everyone wants the toy but you need to let it go.
Having a sleep over at another adult friends house...i dont even need to go into detail on this one.
Participating in an adult Baseball camp affoliated with a major leage team like the Dodgers...ok folks you need to look in the miror and come to the realization that you suck at baseball. if you were any good you would have made it to the big leagues already and this should be obvious to you when you struck out in T Ball and never made the babe ruth squad
Lollipops...Ever see a 40 year old man walking in a suit comming from the train station with a blowpop in his mouth? exactly because that is a major NO NO. Major Major NO NO If it is one of the rainbow giant circled ones
Ordering chop sticks with the rubber bands when at a chinese restaurant
Stealing a foul ball from some 6 year old at a baseball game
for yourself
Wearing floaties when in a pool
posted by Gearheart @ 9:56 AM
3 Comments:
At 11:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
Adults (some in suits) riding through the financial district on Razor scooters. Gay, totally gay. Kill yourself now.
Pony Tails... this ain't middle earth.
At 7:03 AM,
Anonymous said…
buying cereal boxes strictly for the prize inside. yeah i get it, we all want the strawberry shortcake action figure inside the frankenberry box. at least rock one bowl and then "accidentaly" make the prize fall into your breakfast
At 11:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
I have to take issue with calling out cue-ball for shaving his head. Would you rather he rock plugs or mount carpet or “The Donald”? There is nothing worse than that aging Birkenstocks-with-socks wearing hippie clinging to his flower child identity by sporting a chrome-dome/ponytail combo. Going Captain Picard at 25 is better than many alternatives.
Jumping on the Just for Men bus long after you have already been going grey for years. One day you’re Colonel Sanders and the next you show up stylin like Stamos as if no one would notice.
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