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Monday, April 28, 2008

Reasons why someone would consider to grow a rat tail (Source2)

They are really trying to grow a ponytail but they need more time

They saw the huge success that Roberto Baggio had with this screaming rodent


They have a really weak neck and cant support the actually weight of a real indusrial strength mullet

They were legit confused between going for pony tail vs. mullet so the rat tail was a no brainer for the best of both worlds


They, like a real rat, actually use the tail for balance. It is a center of gravity issue really. You know, in case they climb ropes and anchor chains, or have to walk along fences and telephone wires and branches

They are so obsessed with Kick Boxer that they try to look exactly like Tong Po, the creepy asian rapest with gingivitis and no eyebrows...yea cool fucking look buddy.


They are lost in the illusion that they are really a young jedi knight padawan in training and are required to sport the rat tail braided

Your parents are total assholes and they have been giving you this haircut since you were 5 so you have no idea there is anything wrong with it. You can even dye the top blue...fuck it right?

4 Comments:

  • At 7:28 PM, Anonymous Bubba said…

    Something to grab on to in Federal PoundMeintheAss Prison. Shouldn't have stolen that Slush Puppy, lil' bitch.

     
  • At 10:42 AM, Anonymous Ron Kriskowski said…

    They go to Chuck E. Cheese on the reg...

     
  • At 1:20 PM, Anonymous John Heat Prison Inmate 456311 said…

    Their barber hasn't given them the second mirror to show them the back ever...the rat tail is the laughing stock of the barbershop for years

     
  • At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Sourcemofo2 said…

    yo heater thats the funniest thing ive heard since ty web taking a semester off from college to lift weights and work on his music...

     

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