- Martin brodeur was recently seen in the womens bathroom at chuckey
cheese off exit 74 on the New Jersey tpke crying and using his
childhood blanky as a tissue
- His blanky was later confirmed to be a pink Patrick Roy t shirt
covered in jizz stains.
- The bloody shitty underwear found left in the MSG locker room have
been confirmed as Martin Brodeur's. How you may ask? The name was
written on the elastic band of the tightie whities.
- According to sources, Brian Gionta was found waiting outside the
players entrance at MSG for Scott Gomez last night. He was seen on
his knees mouth open, and sources tell me he was planning to blow
Gomez to come back to the Devils so Gionta can finally look like a
good player again.
- After everyone left the rink, a lone shower could be heard. And the
slow moans of David Clarkson as he begged god to give him half the
talent of Sean Avery.
- Kevin Weekes was quoted saying, "man i shoulda begged to stay in new
yok. the future of the devils is darker than my skin!"
- John Madden was seen bro'ing with Ron Duguay... they were wearing
matching pink shirts. Duguay put the night to rest when madden tried
to walk with his hand in Duguay's back pocket
- Brendan Shannahan was rumored to have met up with the entire devlis
team at a bar near midtown and after drinking them all under the table
him and Nigel Dawes aka "Black Magic" double teamed all their wives