Here is a list that I have compiled from all the Yuppies that go to my Yuppie ass School: (Uncle Jesse's Mullet)

Turner
Alden
Paige
Tripp
Tucker
Aeron
Hunter
Turner
Bailey
Baret
Bennett
Cody
Blair
Colby

Those are just a few. Seriously there are so many kids with that woodsy, sailing, outdoorsy last name as their first name!! Give me a break parents you automatically gave your son or daughter a life sentence to Salmon colored khakis w/ dolphins on them, popped pink polo's (mean alliteration right there) w/ horses all over them, and the ultimate gayest thing are those sun glass bands that allow you to wear your glasses as a necklace if you don't want to wear them!!