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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OFTEN MISLEADING HOCKEY TERMS WHEN USED OUT OF CONTEXT (by Kid Springsteen and Bauer Out)

--High Slot
--Soft Dump
--"Pick Up A Guy!"
--Dump and Chase
--Heel Curve
--Off The Dasher
--Odd Man Rush
--Hard Around
--Left Wing Lock



SLEEVES ARE FOR PUSSIES, BUT SO ARE... (by Kid Springsteen)

-Umbrellas

-Umbrella Hats

-Time Outs

-Glasses

-Yamikas

-Safeties on Guns

-Calling "Safety" after farting instead of being proud and confident that the one you just ripped will render any would-be attacker immobile

-Helmets

-Small dogs

-Yogurt

-Turtles

-Turtlenecks

-Margarine

-A small order of McDonald's fries

-Directions

-Slings (what do you think it's made of--Magic? Just don't move your arm much, pussy)

-Bow Staffs

-Gold Fish

-Not making it past the first round of a "Kumite"

6 Comments:

  • At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Hawkness said…

    Quick Wrister

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Bauers Outty Belly Button said…

    Dump and chasing in a pick up hockey game

     
  • At 7:24 PM, Blogger BeeRmakesMePooP said…

    - hard slapper
    - Spraying the keeper
    - getting it in deep

     
  • At 7:32 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Hockey Terms out of context:

    -Cover the point
    -Take the body
    -Inside outside
    -Down and back

    Sleeves are for pussies but so are:

    -Adult braces (just deal)
    -fanny packs
    -behind the head straps for sun glasses
    -socks with sandals
    -people who drive with two hands on the wheel
    -people who rollerblade with elbow/knee pads
    -mouthgards/neck gards
    -people who wait for the green crosswalk light
    -people who have sick sports cars with automatic transmission???
    -people who get a small order of buffalo wings
    -anyone who considers ordering a salad slice of pizza(seriously...WTF!!)

     
  • At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    - Butt-ending
    - beating the goalie (like vegas)
    - dead puck
    - feeding
    - neutral zone
    - poke check
    - rebound
    - shooting angle
    - sleeper
    - three-on-one (or third man in rule)
    - waffle pad
    - zone

     
  • At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Serge said…

    There surely are a number of Hockey terms which people might laugh at especially if they're not familiar at all with such terms.

     

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