WHAT GRINDS OUR GEARS
Dudes who were mooose knuckle Lady Levi's jeans.
Chicks who talk.
Grand mothers that don't put out.
Salamanders that wont pick up the tab.
Bromancing... nough said
Dogs that can't hold their own with cats... get a real dog gary
The Wind-Tunnel hair dew (are those Male Blowouts, cause i thoght that maybe Jon was talking about Kilbasa Conventions)
Ribbed for her pleasure.... Fuck her (both literally and figueritivly)
Pop Culture (95-present)
Actors who think I give a turd about they're political opinions
Angelina Jolie's wheather striping and the fact that I can't rap them around my foundation
Daddy Long Legs
Jenny From The Block
People who always walk with loose coins in their pockets
crying children in public places
Dreadlocks on white people
The old guy who shows up to pickup hockey who: doesn't pass, doesn't skate, *doesn't get tired*, and therefore, never feels the need to change up.
Son of Aron
Huge tourist groups all wearing the same stupid ass hot pink shirt and who block an entire sidewalk...those motherfuckers.
Drivers who dont use turnsignals
Big Eurpoean style bushes (vaginal)
Little mothers getting into big ass SUV's
People who refer to me as Jon and JOHN
Bands who thinks they are cool enough to stage dive, only to be sadly mistaken when no one catches them and they fall on thier stupid faces (fall out boy)
Flaming waiters describing a brazilian steak house dinner
Trees falling on roadways
John Cena playing tennis
The menatally retarded in line before me at a deli.
Using tissues to clean up sperm after a beat vs. little towel
Different flavored cream cheese
People who wear lifting gloves
Bands that don't live up to there name (Megadeath)
Guys who eat loli-pops
Girls who spray fart during anal preparation
People who constantly click their pens in staff meetings
Those little things you keep in your dress shirts to keep the collar stiff that fall out all the time after laundry
Viagra, LEvitra, Cialis junk email
Mikes Hard lemonade (nothing hard about it whatsoever)
Tiki Barber's media career
The fact that Doug Mirabelli on the Red Sox is "only here for the bud light"
People who adjust their grundles then shake hands thinking its no big deal
Women who know their bearded clams smell like halibut and still expect you to chow fishbox