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Monday, April 02, 2007

TOTALLY SWEET VIDS MY NETFLIX ACCOUNT IS SLACKING ON SENDING (By Gangsta)


--Rad - Cru Jones is the man. Send me an angel right now.
--Karate Kid I, II, and The Next Karate Kid - Ms. Shue was one hot bitch but I would let Hilary Swank kick my ass pre boys don't cry.
--Road House - Dalton's the best bouncer in the business.
--Star Wars - Any star wars shit but the last three, fuck all you dick suckin yoda fucks, the Phantom Menace and the rest sucked ass. Eat Wookie shit.
--Raiders of the Lost Ark - The coolest mofo in the biz. Fucks bitches, whips assholes, and tells the Nazi to go to hell. What else do you need?
--The Last Starfighter - We all hoped our high score on Galaga would pay off on some sweet intergalactic mission until that alien stepped forward. Now that asshole has been handed the beat-down he desearved. Fuck the man!!!

18 Comments:

  • At 7:25 PM, Anonymous morbidly obese girl in class said…

    Star Wars... seriously...?

     
  • At 9:53 PM, Anonymous cheech said…

    yea and i wouldnt tell to many people about all the back-ordered movies you have from netflix...sounds like youre tryin to set up a man-date with yourself...

     
  • At 10:21 PM, Anonymous Kid Khan said…

    Gangsta, if you send back all those Star Trek movies then they'll send you new stuff. You can't hold on to the magic forever.

     
  • At 11:13 PM, Anonymous Mr Spock said…

    I'm willing to bet its Star Trek: The Next Generation. Without Shatner its just plain gay.

     
  • At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Bob Cobb (the maestro) said…

    what about a lil old school, "dirt bike kid" or perhaps the always solid "point break"

     
  • At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Brocktoon said…

    Tron anyone?

     
  • At 6:28 PM, Anonymous LHawk said…

    I got to give you props on the 'Last Starfighter', but if any of you listers mentions 'The Next Karate Kid' again, I might lose it Eagle's Nest style and Shue wasn't even in KK2, if you need me to fact check your list send it to me first...and Dalton wasn't the best bouncer out there, Wade Garrett was, everyone knows that...oh yeah, sleeves are still for pussies

     
  • At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Glen Gulia said…

    Hey Cheech, word on the street is that you were spotted on Mamaroneck Ave sharing something with Hobie from Baywatch. I heard you even wiped his mouth with a napkin. Kinda suspect, don't you think.

     
  • At 10:56 PM, Anonymous Brother Bear from Berenstein Bears said…

    Ouch

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Anonymous azamat bagatov said…

    yes fuck nazi

     
  • At 7:57 PM, Anonymous gangsta said…

    Alright cheech, I’d tell you to ease but you obviously can’t master the art. YOU can take care of YOUR needs better than any else and if you haven’t figured that out yet you have a long way to go man. Kid Kahn, I know who you are and the magic will live forever. Lhawk your right, sleeves are for pussies and your knowledge of flix is great. I would still let the Swankster eat my ass. A fifth of Jack was instrumental in creating this list because only a few listers submit O.G. shit. It’s nice to see that the maestro and mr spock can comment but can they submit???

    P.S. Where has Bob J been? B.J. are you still out there... Don't tell me you got busted by Dateline's Chris Hansen.

     
  • At 11:16 PM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    yo gangsta our humor is too similiar...we are borderline mandate blogging...cheech needs to grow the timberlake curls out again and bust out his bell biv davoe cds

    ps...tonight at the yankee game i was new years eve plastered and walked into the mens room...behold! an overweight ligitimate retard was taking a shit in the urinal..blew my baked mind

    Skull fuck allstar SOURCE2

     
  • At 5:10 PM, Anonymous LHawkeye said…

    Sorry for the abrasive comment...but "the next kk" just doesn't sit well with me...on a lighter not though...i couldn't remember where the guy the swankster was gettin with was from so i did a little research and here's what i found...his name is chris conrad and his first movie was a little movie i like to call "Airborne", only the best rollerblade movie out there, that is a movie that should be on your netflix list...did i mention sleeves are for pussies...rip...rip

     
  • At 10:19 PM, Anonymous Gary Busey's Nose Hair said…

    you rip off your sleeves cause you get massive sweat pancakes pussy

     
  • At 5:03 PM, Anonymous Zarley Zalapski said…

    Look, just because Source2 caught me on a bad day after a four hour drive to Ty's, a guy has an excuse to sweat after rockin' Pantera the whole trip...I was wearing my 'Ride the Lightning' T though...can't rip the sleeves of that gem...that shirt is older than most of you listers anyway...

     
  • At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Sheriff said…

    Gangsta watches movies? I thought he only stays up late and catalogues old episodes of Law and Order in his special notebook....

    I showed Goonies to my 6th graders last week and they thought it was the shit! Maybe Rad next, as Kid Springsteen and I own the only VHS copy left on the West Coast!

     
  • At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Eddie Arcadian said…

    Anyone know how I can get my hands on a copy of "Rock N Roll High School?" ..." This ain't my pee."

     
  • At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Lhawk said…

    I saw T. Guy Minetti drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's...his hair was perfect

     

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