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Friday, January 26, 2007

Signs you might be confusing "Bro'in" with " man-dating" (Source2, BauerOut, Cheech, & Rigetti)

If you go out to dinner with your best friend that you always "bro" with, but you split a bottle of wine...you are actually on a man-date

If you go to a concert with your best friend that you always "bro" with, but it is Coldplay with Rob Thomas from Matchbook 20 opening solo acoustic, you are officially on a man-date

If you go to the gym with your best friend that you always "bro" with, but you spot eachother on deadlifts, run side by side on treadmills while watching "Next" on MTV, then go to Cosi's afterwords for a salad, you are clearly on a man-date

If you go to the beach with your best friend that you always "bro" with but apply sun-tan lotion on each others backs because your mom is not there to do it, you are 100% on a man-date

If you go to see a movie with your best friend that you always "bro" with, but go get ice cream cones after, you are considered on a mandate, and if the movie was Drumline or Bring it On, you are under serious suspicion.

If you "bro" with someone by watching tv together, but you designate a specific night to watch a certain "show" you are on a man-date.

If you're on a roadtrip and you call your buddy you always "bro" with more than once, you've entered into a long-distance man-date relationship.

If you go for a bike ride with your best friend that you alwasy "bro" with , you can remain in "bro" territory by racing him. If you just cruise, you're on a man-date.

Dropping a comment on your friend's myspace page is "bro'in". Trading myspace messages is cyber-man-dating.

Having a smoke with your friends you always " bro" with is totally within the Offical Rules and Guidlines of Bro'in...but sharing a smoke is the essence of man-date.

Getting shitcanned at a party and wrestling your friend is about as "bro" as
it gets. In some circles it is considered "bromance" which is still "on".
However, getting into a public argument over who owes money for the cable bill and/or dropping the heaviest vibes about it is practically man-dating (and totally not "on").

If some wise ass sees the two of you wrestling and comments that it's "bromantic", be sure that he most def wants to man-date you.

Hitting up the mall to rock some quiznos, bourbon chicken, and cd store is totally "bro'in", but hitting up the mall to rock starbucks, dip'in dots, sunglass hut, lucky jeans, and the bonzai tree store is so fucking man-dating it is illegal.

31 Comments:

  • At 8:20 PM, Anonymous BROBOT IV said…

    Throwing on a porn and catching a late nite beat while your roomate is passed out is still considered bro. Waking him up right before you bust a nut is borderline "canadian"

     
  • At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Cpt. Geech and the Shrimpshack Shooters said…

    Listening to Good Charlotte together with your bro while cruisin' in your honda crv is man-dating

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger BeerMakesMePooP said…

    Goin to the bar to have a drink with your "bro" is ok if you're there to watch the game or biddies, but if you're there just to talk you're probably with Erdman.

     
  • At 5:09 PM, Anonymous Sic Semper Tyrannicus Webius said…

    Driving in a 2-seat car with your bro is man-dating. Unless you're road-surfing ala Teen Wolf.

     
  • At 9:58 PM, Anonymous Don Dokken said…

    If you go to the supermarket with someone you always "bro" with to get beer, gushers, and Polio string cheese, it is perfectly clear that you are bro'in...but if the two of you are sharing a cart, reading off a list,and buying mineral water, and bathroom supplies, and a copy of Muscle & Fitness...you are clearly on a man-date... but to the next level

     
  • At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Dokken you are so "on"...If you rollerblade to the school yard with your buddy you always "bro" with to hit up a mean street hockey game you are safe, you must be holding a stick and or carrying street hockey net...if you are spotted just simply rollerblading around town you are on a man-date.

     
  • At 2:48 PM, Blogger BeerMakesMePooP said…

    If you call your buddy you always "bro" with while you're drunk to tell him something funny or leave an awesome 4 am sloppy message that's a safe play, But if you call when you're drunk just to appologize for an earlier event then you probably are "man-dating" and most likely a Sweede

     
  • At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    If you're crusin' around with your buddy who you always "bro" with rockin' out to metal jams with the windows rolled down...then you are bro'in hard. But if one of you pops in a cd or throws on an iPod playlist that consists of O.A.R., Dispatch, or Bare Naked Ladies...then you just turned it into a crusin'-man-date.

     
  • At 9:29 AM, Anonymous Brocktoon (MadSteez) said…

    Getting together to watch monday night raw with a 30 pack of 'stones could be considered bro'in (though i still might raise an eyebrow at you), however, if afterwards you through on your homemade "costumes" consisting of spandex bottoms and baby oil to make your pecs look sweet, then you are way over the mandate line, and odds are you won't come back over.

     
  • At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If you're droppin a duece in the crapper while talking to your bro, that's safe. If you're rockin' a beat while talking to your bro, that's a man date and you are probably Doogie Howser.

     
  • At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If you're playing NHL 94 with your buddy while having a few teddies, that's bro'in. If you make Wayne's head bleed with Roenik, then apologize to your bro for knocking the great one out of the game, then you are man-dating.

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Anonymous shat-tastic said…

    if you and many bro's head to the park with a football or baseball mitts you would be multi-bro'in, if anyone brings a blanket or wicker basket, that constitutes a bro-rgy (frisbees are suspect)

     
  • At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    If you're hangin with your buddies who you always "bro" with talkin about 'bro'in' then its all good. But if you're one buddy who you guys were never sure if he was a fag or not, mentions 'bro'in' every 15seconds...then watch out because it definitely is turning into a awkward-multiperson-man-date...get out quick...

     
  • At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Chucky From O'Neils said…

    Hanging with your imaginary friend is totally bro, especially if you guys make a fort and fight some bad guys. If the two of you get wasted playing asshole and you let him win because you notice he's drunker than he's ever been, you have entered into a man-date and shouldn't be surprised that your non-imaginary "bros" don't return your phone calls.

     
  • At 6:01 PM, Anonymous Stuntcock said…

    burning someone a cd is a pretty Bro thing to do. Making a mix is man-date central. Getting caught designing a cover for the mix you are giving your man-date is so far from Bro Bar that you can't even get in anymore unless you have a really good fake ID.

     
  • At 6:14 PM, Anonymous cheech said…

    So yea...Stuntcock and Chucky From O'Neils...those were not funny at all. Makes us think that you two were on a comment-man-date together when you put up those posts....ease

     
  • At 9:16 PM, Anonymous Carl Spackler said…

    Chucky from O'Neils bros with Hasselhof.

     
  • At 8:27 AM, Anonymous Bobby Getdurty said…

    Not even, more like his son Hoby from baywatch...

     
  • At 6:24 PM, Anonymous BrockT. Madigan said…

    It's clearly "Bro" "in" if you and your friend you always "bro" with walk somewhere at night, like to the bars... but beware if your "bro" says he wants to just "walk" or wants to "come along for the walk" then you have clearly been asked out and accepted a "man date"
    You Fairy...

     
  • At 3:09 AM, Anonymous SourceOut said…

    So you are bro'in with your two buddies driving around and pull over to get gas. Since you are the driver, you get out to fill up your tank...if your two other buddies get out of the car to simply just keep you company at the pump...you are in mobilemandatepass land....if this happens, tell them to go into the quick mart and grab some fresca and lolli pops...chances are they will be into that...once they enter...peel the fuck out of there like meatloaf in hell!

     
  • At 11:46 AM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    If you're sleeping at the rink the night before you play in the championship game with your buddy who you always 'bro' with...that's cool because sleepin at a hockey rink just because you're getting wasted at the same rink that you're about to play the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME in the next morning is pretty aggressive (especially if one of you has the keys to the rink itself). But if you ask your buddy for some sort of blanket or towel because your cold and instead of tossing it to you he gets up and drapes it across your body...yeaa about that...its a sleepover-man-date. During warm-ups make sure you 'accidentally' skate into him and take him out for the game.

     
  • At 5:13 PM, Anonymous Hung Dang said…

    Cheech, are you speaking from experience there? Because that story sounds like you have thought it through a lot, or actually been there... also you do have the keys to the rink...hmmmm... a lil man-date-drama?

     
  • At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Sheriff said…

    What if you go get wasted and end up fucking Lindsey Bro-han? What then?

     
  • At 8:03 PM, Anonymous cheech said…

    Its on Hung Dang...first of all if you were smart enough you would realize that more than one person has keys to the rink, second of all you can say what youre tryin to about anyone else's comment so youre pretty much tryin to be the ass and call out everyone, and third of all...you better watch out b/c youre...armageddon it

     
  • At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Chalupa Guadelaharra Mendozza said…

    I see that people are beginning to take jokes a little too serious... this is FLF people

    Cereal, man-bear-pig is out there.

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Anonymous Chaz Darby- lead singer for The Lone Rangers said…

    If you try to set your "bro" up with a sloptart that is itching for some love stitching then thats pretty "bro". But, if she turns out to want a threesome and your "bro" is totally into it then look out for the mystery hand and possible future man-date-threesomes

     
  • At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Cheech...that hockey rink story sounds exactly like a mandate. Sleep-overs and blankets? Very suspect. If you are not carefull your post name will be blacklisted from FLF and forced into retirement like Bob Justice...where are you Blow Job?

     
  • At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    haha thanks for the 411 Source2...here's a little 411 for you...talk to BauerOut about that man-date...

     
  • At 5:01 PM, Anonymous guy that eases said…

    ease

     
  • At 7:39 PM, Anonymous Bob Justice said…

    High fiven your "bro" while your both hittin Freshmen from-by on your bunk in your dorm room is totally "bro'in" but if you hang on to said "bro's" hand for any lenght of time, you might as well be slaping each others meat, you are beyond man-dating. Eat cock queer-bros!

     
  • At 6:47 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Hey Bob...congrats...that was actually funny. welcome back

     

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