SUBTEXT ANALYSIS IN THE LYRICS TO "ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY" BY GREAT WHITE (by Holy Shit We Died in a Fire)
Lyric:"Well the times gettin hard for you little girl
Im a hummin and a strummin all over gods world
You dont remember when you got your last meal
And you forgot just how a woman feels"
Subtext:Listen babe, blowjobs and playing guitar is just how I operate as a Catholic. Don't deny yourself. You're hungry. Eat my cock.
Lyric: "You didnt know what rock n roll was
Until you met drummer on a greyhound bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line"
Subtext: Listen babe, I've been wanting to fuck you for three gigs now. Ever since i found out you were a virgin. Don't go screwing up my fantasy by fucking Gary. No one fucks drummers. Plus that guy has a dirty dick.
Lyric: "You didnt know how rock n roll looked
Until you caught your sister with a guy from the group
Subtext: Leather pants and hairspray work for both of them. And your sisters a total slut.
Once bitten twice shy, babe
Lyric: "Woman youre a mess gonna die in your sleep
All the blood on my hand and my les paul heat
I cant leave you home cos youre runnin around
My best friend told me you're the best trick in town"
Subtext: Babe, I'm so worried about you. Ronnie said you're a dirty whore, and you know what? I believe him. Now I'm gonna wail a solo until my fingers bleed you two-timing bitch.
Lyric: "You didnt know that rock n roll burned"
Subtext: Fucking Clamydia!
Lyric: "I didnt know ya got a rock n roll record
Until a saw your picture on another guys jacket
You told me I was the only one"
Subtext: Babe, imagine my surprise when I saw your patch on Vinnie's denim cutoff. He said he fucked you after the RATT concert in his buddy's van. Is that true? I thought we had something.
Lyric:"Well the times gettin hard for you little girl
Im a hummin and a strummin all over gods world
You dont remember when you got your last meal
And you forgot just how a woman feels"
Subtext:Listen babe, blowjobs and playing guitar is just how I operate as a Catholic. Don't deny yourself. You're hungry. Eat my cock.
Lyric: "You didnt know what rock n roll was
Until you met drummer on a greyhound bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line"
Subtext: Listen babe, I've been wanting to fuck you for three gigs now. Ever since i found out you were a virgin. Don't go screwing up my fantasy by fucking Gary. No one fucks drummers. Plus that guy has a dirty dick.
Lyric: "You didnt know how rock n roll looked
Until you caught your sister with a guy from the group
Subtext: Leather pants and hairspray work for both of them. And your sisters a total slut.
Once bitten twice shy, babe
Lyric: "Woman youre a mess gonna die in your sleep
All the blood on my hand and my les paul heat
I cant leave you home cos youre runnin around
My best friend told me you're the best trick in town"
Subtext: Babe, I'm so worried about you. Ronnie said you're a dirty whore, and you know what? I believe him. Now I'm gonna wail a solo until my fingers bleed you two-timing bitch.
Lyric: "You didnt know that rock n roll burned"
Subtext: Fucking Clamydia!
Lyric: "I didnt know ya got a rock n roll record
Until a saw your picture on another guys jacket
You told me I was the only one"
Subtext: Babe, imagine my surprise when I saw your patch on Vinnie's denim cutoff. He said he fucked you after the RATT concert in his buddy's van. Is that true? I thought we had something.
posted by Gearheart @ 3:44 PM
4 Comments:
At 9:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
Once Bitten Twice Shy, Babe.
Refers to the time Voice of Reason lost his hard-on with a chick, and after that he can't make fuck unless he thinks of Marv Albert and Ted Koppel adjusting their merkins.
At 10:26 AM,
Anonymous said…
Yeah, fuck Voice of Reason, methinks. Me also thinks it's Bob Justice masquerading...with a merkin. Advantadge: Webb!
At 2:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
First off, to state that VoR "lost his hard-on with a chick" infers that he has indeed been with a chick. Not so unless you count his late-night encouters with his hermaphed bro-sis.
Second, Sheriff, BoB J posts under BoB J only. Dick. It's not my fault your mom walked in on you trying to pull off an upper-decker solo-blumpkin and your step dad beat you Whitney vs Bobby style. Lock the door next time you sick fuck.
Now I must continue to morn the assassination of my favorite Bohemian Duke, Bretislaus II.
Bob
At 8:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
calling yourself BoB J...thats kinda gay "B"...also, everyone knows you are Bonos Tampon...you should change your name to David Justice you wife beater
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