ALTERNATIVE USES FOR THE ROLL CAGE (by Uzi Balagan) (my Israeli commando name)
- Hang dried meat products, such as beef jerky or spiced meat wands, to cure. Preferably on a hot, sunny day. Also may work for dried fruit.
- Tie rack.
- Acrobatic in-car fornication (midgets only).
- Start trackside drug dealing operation; smuggle narcotics inside hollow bars.
- Storage for covert nitrous system.
- Place to store extra refrigerator magnets.
- Fun playground maze for in-car hamsters.
- Hang dried meat products, such as beef jerky or spiced meat wands, to cure. Preferably on a hot, sunny day. Also may work for dried fruit.
- Tie rack.
- Acrobatic in-car fornication (midgets only).
- Start trackside drug dealing operation; smuggle narcotics inside hollow bars.
- Storage for covert nitrous system.
- Place to store extra refrigerator magnets.
- Fun playground maze for in-car hamsters.
posted by Gearheart @ 4:06 PM
2 Comments:
At 11:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
hampster maze was a great call. but what if you're a male hampster and you bang out the female hampster fromby (short for from behind)and then drop a little hamster dookie on her hot carl style you are 100% ridin dirty
At 11:34 AM,
Anonymous said…
Fromby is my new favorite term
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