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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

ALTERNATIVE USES FOR THE ROLL CAGE (by Uzi Balagan) (my Israeli commando name)



- Hang dried meat products, such as beef jerky or spiced meat wands, to cure. Preferably on a hot, sunny day. Also may work for dried fruit.

- Tie rack.

- Acrobatic in-car fornication (midgets only).

- Start trackside drug dealing operation; smuggle narcotics inside hollow bars.

- Storage for covert nitrous system.

- Place to store extra refrigerator magnets.

- Fun playground maze for in-car hamsters.

2 Comments:

  • At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    hampster maze was a great call. but what if you're a male hampster and you bang out the female hampster fromby (short for from behind)and then drop a little hamster dookie on her hot carl style you are 100% ridin dirty

     
  • At 11:34 AM, Anonymous NutMeat said…

    Fromby is my new favorite term

     

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