HOW I SPEND PART OF MY DAY AT WORK NOW THAT I HAVE A "CAREER" INSTEAD OF WAITING TABLES (By Gangsta)
Dropping a Deuce in the office shitter while surfing ESPN mobile on my cell phone (23.5 min)
Checking my three non-work related email accounts (9 min)
Making coffee for all the lazy fucks who leave the urns empty (4 min)
Looking in on my fantasy football web site even though the first regular season game is still 2 months away (25 min)
Coming back from lunch late so I can catch the end of The People’s Court (7.5 min)
Pretending to do work while really just looking over existing work (37 min)
Reading Dilbert (45 sec)
Checking ESPN to see how many games out the Mariners are (4 min)
Celebrating the M’s trading Guardado. Suck on it Cinci (17 min)
Cleaning up my shit-hole of a work area (0 min)
Writing this list (14 min)
Searching Craigslist women seeking women personals for hot naked lesbians (33 min)
Dropping a Deuce in the office shitter while surfing ESPN mobile on my cell phone (23.5 min)
Checking my three non-work related email accounts (9 min)
Making coffee for all the lazy fucks who leave the urns empty (4 min)
Looking in on my fantasy football web site even though the first regular season game is still 2 months away (25 min)
Coming back from lunch late so I can catch the end of The People’s Court (7.5 min)
Pretending to do work while really just looking over existing work (37 min)
Reading Dilbert (45 sec)
Checking ESPN to see how many games out the Mariners are (4 min)
Celebrating the M’s trading Guardado. Suck on it Cinci (17 min)
Cleaning up my shit-hole of a work area (0 min)
Writing this list (14 min)
Searching Craigslist women seeking women personals for hot naked lesbians (33 min)
posted by Gearheart @ 3:06 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:56 PM,
Anonymous said…
Is that 4 min. (minutes) that it takes you to check how far out of first the Mariners are, or finding out each day that the Mariners are a min. (MINIMUM) of 4 games out of first place and will stay that way for the rest of thier shitty season?
True to the Craigslist hot lesbian hunt....
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