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Thursday, April 20, 2006

ENOUGH WITH YOUR DENIM SKIRT (by {Lyponuts666})

- You are so hip with your denim skirt, black tights, HUGE eurotrash glasses and Ugg boots but its fucking 70 degrees! Show some of that fur laden , bleach white skin before I kill myself.

- Maybe you think you can bathe less since your skirt lets in the breeze - Bath and body works only goes so far - time to lather up and wash that beast for the summer time

- I understand you want to where the skirt cause you think it makes your ass look smaller than the cadillac your whopper father drives but hey - its huge

-- Every single girl you claim to be better than owns the same skirt. You graduated in 02 and its time to leave your drunken college past times behind - no one likes you and when the Purple Shamrock doesn't card you - there's a problem.

- The shorter that skirt is, the more of your chunky legs we can see. Hey from the front your not half bad - but the second you walk past we find out Bode Miller could rock the mogul run down the ripples on your backside

- In 02 when these first hit the scene we loved them. The shorter the better especially in uptight N. E. They have run their course so hang that shit up.

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  • At 11:34 AM, Anonymous {lyponuts666} said…

    Hey Asshat
    Why don't you chew on my rosey red knob? College is for the sluts in these denim skirts that a sooooo hate. Instead of posting on blogs that will never produce any buisness for you try selling you brown star to science in exchange for sign ups. I know a bunch of pin up metro(s) that would slam dunk that ass.

     

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