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Thursday, March 16, 2006

HOW TO EVEN GO ABOUT ASKING A GIRL TO TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST (By Wolf Bait Jackson)

--"Look Gina, if you're not gonna go down on me, would you at least take a dump on my chest?"
--"Uh..excuse me, do like pizza and taking a dump on a guy's chest? What, you don't like pizza?
--Take a shit on her chest and pray that she lives by the 'an eye for an eye' creed.
--Since you're a total pervert and you're probably paying for sex anyway, just tell her you'll throw in an extra $50 if she drops sloppy on your pecs.
--Say please.
--Take her out to a huge, dirty, Mexican dinner. Bring her back to the pad and get her into a little reverse cowgirl. As soon as she straddles you, start tickling her like crazy until she shits herself. As shes freaking out with embarrasment you are secretly smiling and smelling it you sick fuck!
--Make yourself invisible. Lay down across her toilet.

1 Comments:

  • At 11:57 AM, Anonymous Fecal Fred's Great Aunt said…

    Go to a Tia Juana strip club and in the “champagne room”, slip the stripper a five spot and ask for the dirty deed. Be careful though, half the strippers in TJ are transsexuals and that would be gross if a guy shit on your chest.

     

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