IN MEATLOAF'S CLASSIC HIT SINGLE, "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE...BUT I WON'T DO THAT"...HERE IS A LIST OF POSSIBLILITES FOR WHAT "THAT" COULD BE...(Source2)


Smoke cock or take it up the baloon knot

Let you experiment with tossing salad because your skank friends do it and said it was "actually a turn on"

Go down on a super hairy beaver

Give up my professional street hockey dream

Stop blazin nugz

Listen to Coldplay

Cut back on my drinking during the week

Throw out my Converse Sneaks

Stop wearing cut offs at the dinner table with sweat pants

Stop picking my nose and flicking my boogers everywhere

Use a condom when you are off the pill for a while.

Not watch every regular season Yankees game as if it were Game 7

Participate in public displays of affection

Burn you your own copies of my chronological live Pearl Jam collection since 1992

Stop posting lists on FLF that degrade women