Smoke cock or take it up the baloon knot
Let you experiment with tossing salad because your skank friends do it and said it was "actually a turn on"
Go down on a super hairy beaver
Give up my professional street hockey dream
Stop blazin nugz
Listen to Coldplay
Cut back on my drinking during the week
Throw out my Converse Sneaks
Stop wearing cut offs at the dinner table with sweat pants
Stop picking my nose and flicking my boogers everywhere
Use a condom when you are off the pill for a while.
Not watch every regular season Yankees game as if it were Game 7
Participate in public displays of affection
Burn you your own copies of my chronological live Pearl Jam collection since 1992
Stop posting lists on FLF that degrade women