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Sunday, January 22, 2006

THE LAST TIME I SAW T. GUY MANETTI (by Mike White)

he punched your sister in the teeth because he overheard her
talking about a counting crows concert while leaving the mall

he was hanging out with storm t renegade and lenny dykstra
spitting wads off the overpass entrance to Rolling Hills Assisted Living
Residence

he landed a nollie inward heelflip smith down a twelve stair
double kink first try then broke his filmers camera and said no one needs to see
that

he drank his mcdonalds coffee before letting it cool down for a
minute

he was scalping fake tickets to a dave matthews concert burning
the money then watching you and your hemp necklas get denied

he was high on nyquill sudafed and corasiden cough and cold

he was behind the counter of 1-800 FLOWERS on Middle Country Road
taking money out of the register telling employees to call the cops and firing
them at the same time

1 Comments:

  • At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Tim Spooneybarger said…

    Last time I saw T dot Guy Minetti he saw me. Last time I didn't see T dot Guy Minetti, I was only seconds from death

     

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