WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THE BORING CONVERSATION YOU'RE HAVING IS OVER (Tiger26622)

-I gotta go take a shit
-So, umm...thanks for everything
-well, theres a line I need to get on over there
-So...about that
-Why don't you take a crap
-Yo go in the corner and relieve some tension
-Seriously, you're more annoying than that little mexican girl in White Man Cant Jump
-ok, time's up.

POSSIBLE THINGS THAT T. GUY MINETTI COULD BE...BESIDES HUMAN (by Tiger26622)

-Some alien that probably got sent down from Planet "I'm The Man" for breeding purposes (courtesy of Bauer Out)
-A Cyborg from Planet Hungwell
-Some sort of android with superhuman powers
-a sophisticated sex robot from another planet
-The Wiz, Nobody beats the Wiz--thats pretty limp dick
-Chuck Norris's personal trainer
-Mr. Softee from the Wonder Years
-Derek Jeter's alternative personality


REASONS WHY I KNOW YOU'RE GAY ( by BauerOut & J.P. Bowersock)

-You wear Birkenstocks with jeans...hmmm?

-You listen to Coldplay.

-Your name is Gary or Ace.

-Your name is not T. Guy Minetti or Storm T. Renegade

-Your favorite actor is Ben Affleck.

-You eat cock.

-Your own at least 7 Turtle-neck sweaters. Do they still make these?

-You would rather see Creed perform live at the Forum over a New York Rangers
exhibition game. Creed sucks dick for quarters.

-You throw up after meals to make weight for your " wrestling team." By
wrestling team I mean a group of Cibroni's with painted on gear " putting moves
on each other." Sounds gay to me...I bet you butt nuts race to the shower after
practice and throw on some R. Kelly beats.

-All your best " guitar riffs" come from Esteban. That guy sucks.

-You put Coldplay lyrics in your profile...what a queeb.

-At some point in your life someone has definitely accused you of having an Eric
Estrada look.

-You comment on " how incredible" someone's hair looks, and then in a separate,
unrelated incident, pin their roommate against the bathroom wall and attempt to
get William Defoe circa Boondock Saints on their ass. What a fucking creep-mo.