1 IN 12 WINS A FREE COKE, BUT WHAT DO YOU GET WITH THE OTHER 11 COKES? (By Robby Mallomar)
1. Lifetime supply of Hi-C Ecto Cooler
2. Game-used pair of James Worthy's Rec-Specs
3. World's Largest Crossword Wall Puzzle, courtesy of Delta Skymiles catalogue
4. A roundhouse kick to the face, courtesy of Chuck Norris
5. 1983 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with the Cheryl Tiegs pull-out cover
6. Nickelodeon's GUTS The Complete Second Season on VHS
7. An autographed Clay Bellinger bobble-head doll
8. Banjo Lessons from Ronnie James Dio's brother, Elrod
9. Road head from Ronnie James Dio's sister, Ursula
10. A date with Tad Hamilton
11. A free Crystal Pepsi
WHO ELSE LOVES EMERALD NUTS (by Robby Mallomar)
Ebony Nuccas love Emerald Nuts
EMBO-shouting Neanderthals love Emerald Nuts
Empty Nalgenes love Emerald Nuts
Extinct Nordiques love Emerald Nuts
Expired Nillas love Emerald Nuts
Electric Num-chucks love Emerald Nuts
Exfoliating Nutbatter love Emerald Nuts
Enthusiastic Necrophiliacs love Emerald Nuts
Exotic Nehrus love Emerald Nuts
Eleanor Nightingale loves Emerald Nuts (Florence's sister)
Electrocuted Nordberg loves Emerald Nuts (OJ Simpson in Naked Gun)
Erstwhile Nazis love Emerald Nuts
Escalator Naysayers love Emerald Nuts
Emotional Nihilists love Emerald Nuts
Erotic Nurses love Emerald Nuts
Elephantized Nads love Emerald Nuts
Easter Island Nincumpoops love Emerald Nuts
Elusive Nemo loves Emerald Nuts
Eskimo Nipples love Emerald Nuts
Easy-going Negroes love Emerald Nuts
Even Nostradamus loves Emerald Nuts
1. Lifetime supply of Hi-C Ecto Cooler
2. Game-used pair of James Worthy's Rec-Specs
3. World's Largest Crossword Wall Puzzle, courtesy of Delta Skymiles catalogue
4. A roundhouse kick to the face, courtesy of Chuck Norris
5. 1983 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with the Cheryl Tiegs pull-out cover
6. Nickelodeon's GUTS The Complete Second Season on VHS
7. An autographed Clay Bellinger bobble-head doll
8. Banjo Lessons from Ronnie James Dio's brother, Elrod
9. Road head from Ronnie James Dio's sister, Ursula
10. A date with Tad Hamilton
11. A free Crystal Pepsi
WHO ELSE LOVES EMERALD NUTS (by Robby Mallomar)
Ebony Nuccas love Emerald Nuts
EMBO-shouting Neanderthals love Emerald Nuts
Empty Nalgenes love Emerald Nuts
Extinct Nordiques love Emerald Nuts
Expired Nillas love Emerald Nuts
Electric Num-chucks love Emerald Nuts
Exfoliating Nutbatter love Emerald Nuts
Enthusiastic Necrophiliacs love Emerald Nuts
Exotic Nehrus love Emerald Nuts
Eleanor Nightingale loves Emerald Nuts (Florence's sister)
Electrocuted Nordberg loves Emerald Nuts (OJ Simpson in Naked Gun)
Erstwhile Nazis love Emerald Nuts
Escalator Naysayers love Emerald Nuts
Emotional Nihilists love Emerald Nuts
Erotic Nurses love Emerald Nuts
Elephantized Nads love Emerald Nuts
Easter Island Nincumpoops love Emerald Nuts
Elusive Nemo loves Emerald Nuts
Eskimo Nipples love Emerald Nuts
Easy-going Negroes love Emerald Nuts
Even Nostradamus loves Emerald Nuts
posted by Gearheart @ 4:51 PM
9 Comments:
At 6:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
ease
At 6:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
The chances of you or one of your family members suffering from a kick to the groin and crying like a little bitch during their lifetime is highly likely.
As one who kicks people in the groin, I have probably made about 100 people cry. Come get kicked in the nuts...it won't cost you anything, but will most likely make your friends laugh.
Kind Regards
Nutcracker
At 10:02 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ecto Cooler Hi-C....legendary
At 11:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
Source 2- that shit is too funny! (Too bad your groin lost the creepy dick-looking-race, H-mo....)
At 12:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
1st of all...Mr. Anonymous, you're a fuckin cunt, lick my nuts after a 5 mile jog.
2nd, Emily, Stephan DUcharme would love to split your meat wallet open and ride you doggy style until you rot. I know that because i'm the Matchmaker. He'd then put pictured of you taking a protein shot to the back of the throat on his website that gets at least 1 million viewers a year...because he's read his own book. Have fun with that fuckin yatch...p.s. i just poked holes with a needle into all the condoms at the health and wellness center...watch this campus turn into an abortion clinic...P.s.s. i also perform coathanger abortions
At 2:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hi,
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At 7:17 AM,
Anonymous said…
Total fag needs to relax...go take a dump or something buddy
At 9:07 AM,
Anonymous said…
Yeah seriously...EASE guysuckballs
At 12:17 PM,
Anonymous said…
Emily,
your arthritic hands look great on my cock.
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