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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Coby V. Macango, the two bosses at the boatcleaning company I used to work for (by Bluemoon Cutoff)

Coby didn't give a shit if the boat was dirty when we left, as long as Macango didn't see it, it was all good.

Macango had all the big boats on his route, and big boats totally lick testes to wash.

Coby wasn't afraid to go studcock (shirtless) when the going got tough

Macango was convinced his wife (Cyn) was cheating on him, which she was , with Coby

Coby and Faber were tighter that Macango and Faber, and Faber knows whos the boss

Coby woke up every morning and surfed before working an entire day cleaning boats, and still ducked out every other hour to check the waves throughout the day. Macango woke up early so he could call my house 30 times before work to complain about boats I supposedly "half-assed" six weeks earlier.

Coby said it was cool to hook up with chicks while still on the clock. Macango said it was cool to clean the cockpit twice.

Eisen glass kicked Macango's ass on a daily basis, while Coby rose to the challenge and dominated eisen glass every freakin day

Cobys idea of a good time was getting wasted and hitting on Stacy, while Macango's idea of a good time was getting his jaw wired shut, and then drinking a turkey sandwich at lunchtime.


  • At 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Things that need to ease:
    22 minute episodes of Entourage. What the fuck is your problem Marky Mark. It's a half hour time slot. Don't be such a pussy like you were in those Calvin Klein ads and keep cutting them short. If nothing else, fill that time with naked chicks or more derogatory Ari jokes.

  • At 8:27 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Seriously Marky Mark you pussy queeb. By the way just because you were kinda cool in Fear and you fingered a virgin Reese Witherspoon on the Dragon Coaster, does not mean that you can make a movie called 4 Brothers about you and your three black brothers whos grocery store mother gets killed and you have to go on a rampage to get revenge. Last time I checked you were in the Planet of the Apes and the Funky Bunch. The only "Good Vibrations" you have ever had was when your brother and the rest of the New Kids butt fucked you back stage when you were 15...nooch...Also since Entourage has something to do with you now I know why Vince is such a fucking pussy all the time.

  • At 12:48 PM, Anonymous Joe Piscipo is my homeboy said…

    Hey guy I think it is time for a new list. snooogens


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