-Nice to see Joe Walsh showed up in his PJ's
-Could the audience be any whiter? Clap on 1&3
people, now you're getting it!
-Oh man, i can't wait for the new season of blow out!
-Wow, i didn't know death could play bass.
-You know what? Overall this has been a pretty upbeat
show...what's that, they're encoring with desperado?
great, now let's go home and cry like a bunch of
-I wish i was the guy who invented the helmet cam, let
alone the guy who rigged Joe Walsh's sweet ass
THINGS GIRLS SAY THAT ACTUALLY MAKE ME NOT WANT TO SLEEP WITH THEM (BUT REALLY, WHO AM I KIDDING, I'D STILL DO THEM) (By Brocktoon)
-"I get pregnant easily...with or without the condom."
Ok, i can accept the fact that some are more fertile
than others...but with or without rubbers? What the
fuck does that mean?
-"My kid is going to love you!" Yeah, that'd be hot
if your kid was 18.
-"I love to give hand-jobs"
-"I love you."
-"You gonna eat that?"
-"No, i won't let you put that plunger there."
-"I love the taste of condoms"
-"Don't you think Beaches is a great movie?"
-"I feel like having a good cry...wanna cry with me?"
THINGS/PEOPLE THAT NEED TO "EASE" (By Brocktoon)
-Vincent Shelley's Lips
-People with babies
-People who make lists about things that need to ease
-The String Cheese Incident
-"Diamond" David Lee Roth
-Guys with tattoos on their lower backs
-curtain calls in baseball: ok giambi, we don't need
you to doff your little cap just cause you hit a few
dingers while not on the roids.
-guys who rap out loud in public: ok, none of us here
are producers, nor do we know any who could do
anything with your "mad skillz"