STORM T. RENEGADE
ULYSSES S. GRANT
G. GORDON LIDDY
REASONS WHY BRENDAN MCGONIGLE MIGHT NOT BE GAY* (BY CARL SPACKLER)
--he used to fool around with my girlfriend's roomate who, while attractive, is currently dating the brother of her ex-boyfriend who to my knowledge Mcgonigle never fooled around with.
--McGonigle scored BJ from the aforementioned girlfriend's roomate at a highschool party in the closet of her then-boyfriend's parents' bedroom while her boyfriend was in the other room. When the boyfriend opened the closet and caught the two he began crying.
--he looks like Richie, who by all accounts is the man and clearly not gay
--I've never seen him at Monkey. And I'm always at Monkey.
--To my knowledge he's never made a pass at Mike Christopher who by all accounts is every woman's fantasy. I mean, c'mon, even I'd fuck Mike.
--McGonigle has never taken action on his comments that he would "do" Eddie Vedder, which begs the question why someone would even want to "do" their look-alike.
*After a recent post by Ty Webb, it has come to my attention that Brendan McGonigle was just slightly upset by a reference to Source2's list from 2/11/05--"Reasons Why Brendan McGonigle Might Be Gay". I regard Brendan as a close (not that close) personal friend, so here is a rebuttal of the claim that he might be gay. --Sincerely, Carl Spackler.