10.Kip Winger: Could have made 9 if it was Kippy Winger.
9. White Lion: Might as well be Pink Unicorn.
8. Nelson: Two wrongs don't make a right ladies.
7. Faster Pussycat: Not even close.
5. Kid Rock: "I take hip-hop, and I mix it with the Hop-scotch,..." what a pussy.
4. Autograph: Kid: Hey I got the lead singers autograph!
Friend: Whats his name?
Kid: I don't know? He signed it, "Autograph".
3. L.A. Guns: What are you guys?.... A gym?
2. Saigon Kick: What the hell is a Saigon? At least give me a roundhouse Double Dragon Style.
1. Glass Tiger: Why would you pick Glass Tiger, when you could be Steel Dragon?