I LIKE HOW... (BY BROCKTOON)

--I like how guys who use umbrellas actually think they still have testicles.
--I like how I can watch Project Runway, get all giddy when Jay McCarroll wins, and still go out and pull the wool at the bars.
--I like how even in the midst of the biggest snow storm of the year I can still get killer weed delivered to my door.
--I like how my ex-girlfriend actually thinks I'm mature enough to meet her new boyfriend.
--I like how I don't even know who T. Guy Minetti is but every time I hear his name I laugh uncontrollably.
--I like how old lady's think they're immune to getting the shoulder dropped on them Larry Czonka style while getting on the subway before letting people off.
--I like how some people (that's right girls, you're included in this one too) feel that the right time to rip a fart is when I'm walking up the stairs behind them, ass to face. Thanks buddy, that tasted great!


THOUGHTS THAT COME TO MIND WHILE DRIVING BY RICHIE'S PARENTS' NEW AND IMPROVED HOUSE (BY BROCKTOON)

--Richie would've been a great choice to play Mike "Rizzo" Eruzione in Miracle.
--Kurt Russell Rules!
--Remember that time we tied Richie to a fence by his shoelaces?
--I think Chris S's head was permanently dented on the pole in Richie's basement during a vicious game of "check".
--So...where's the highschool keg party tonight? I need to get my statutory on.
--Queeb is a funny word. I like funny words.
--Man, Donny Wahlberg would totally kick Mark Wahlberg's ass in an acting fight.
--What the fuck is an acting fight?
--What would T. Guy Minetti do? (this thought is not only limited to driving by Richie's parents' house)