MAYBE THE RESTAURANT AT THE STRIP CLUB IS 4 STARS IF...
(By: The Rimmer)


--But I, sure as Tom Sizemore’s Meth addiction, don’t want to know. Because you got the head chef looking like Dennis Haysbert from Heat serving two 50-year Probation Sentences for pulling thrill-seeking Liquor Store Hold-Ups with a “Born To Lose” tattoo on his Chest.
--Are the Daily Specials catered to the fresh “snatch” of the day? I’m no stripper connoisseur, as far as you know, but I have never seen the daily Food trucks loading in and out at Strip Clubs. “I hear the Bass blanched w/ the Crème Freche Panties is absolutely divine Honey. Hey Grandma, what will you be having tonight.” …I don’t think so. You may think you know, but I don’t think you know.
--How’s the Anniversary scene there? If you’re there to celebrate the big occasion, is your marriage on the outs, or are you creepin’ on the come up, TLC-style. My guess is the two of you are swingin’.
-- Do you have to repay the cover after having had dinner at the Chicken Strip Joint? And does dinner for four over $300 constitute a Free Lap Dance for the kids. “Now Johnny, remember, when the song ends, throw her off your lap, or it’s going to cost me another $20 that I can’t put on the Amex.”