MORE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF T. GUY MINETTI(Source2)

Minetti framed Harry Crumb

Minetti boned your mother before you were born

Research Analysts predict that Minetti has 12,756 children that he does not know about. 9,458 of them have mustaches and are between the ages of 12 and 20

Minetti invented High-Tops

Minetti broke the record for throwing a nerf football.

Sunny Delight was Minetti's idea.

Minetti is a Jedi Knight

Minetti is really Lukes father

Minetti invented Ring Pops

Minetti is in the Guiness Book of World Records for holding his breath under water for 49 hours, 32 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Minetti was actually controlling the Giant Squid in 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea like ace Ventura 2 during the Rhino scene.

The paper airplane was Minetti's idea

Minetti can smoke a joint in the White House and no one will say anything.

Minetti is undefeated in "The Contest"

Minetti has never lost Wheel of Fortune because his favorite letter is "T"...

Minetti invented the Air Guitar

Minetti blackmailed Pete Rose