Fun List Fridays

We Present: Random Lists of Distinctly Selected Items. If you would like to contribute a list, please email us funlistfridays@gmail.com and include your list, list title, and post name in the body of the email. We do not discriminate or edit.

Friday, October 28, 2005

MORE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF T. GUY MINETTI(Source2)

Minetti framed Harry Crumb

Minetti boned your mother before you were born

Research Analysts predict that Minetti has 12,756 children that he does not know about. 9,458 of them have mustaches and are between the ages of 12 and 20

Minetti invented High-Tops

Minetti broke the record for throwing a nerf football.

Sunny Delight was Minetti's idea.

Minetti is a Jedi Knight

Minetti is really Lukes father

Minetti invented Ring Pops

Minetti is in the Guiness Book of World Records for holding his breath under water for 49 hours, 32 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Minetti was actually controlling the Giant Squid in 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea like ace Ventura 2 during the Rhino scene.

The paper airplane was Minetti's idea

Minetti can smoke a joint in the White House and no one will say anything.

Minetti is undefeated in "The Contest"

Minetti has never lost Wheel of Fortune because his favorite letter is "T"...

Minetti invented the Air Guitar

Minetti blackmailed Pete Rose

6 Comments:

  • At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice blog. Your posts were interesting reading. I have a richly scented candle site. You can find everything about richly scented candle as well as candle supplies, gel candles, jar candles, and how to make your own candles. You'll find it very informative. Please try and visit it, see what you think.
    Rod

     
  • At 8:34 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Have fun with all of that...Rod

     
  • At 9:06 AM, Anonymous Laaane Myers said…

    Minetti once let out a giant " Roar" which enentually caused continental drift

     
  • At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Brown Bunny said…

    Minetti invented the DVDA shot

     
  • At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Ricky Ricardo said…

    Minetti cracked the Liberty Bell because a deal on some danks buds fell through.

     
  • At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Remington Steel said…

    T. Guy Minetti knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

     

Post a Comment

<< Home