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Monday, April 17, 2006

POSSIBLE SUPER POWERS THAT JON ARONSON IS CAPABLE OF HAVING(Source2 and Ty Webb)(This list was lost for apx..1 year, 4 months, 20 days...it has finally resurfaced from the abyss I call 'My desk')

Can morph into Falcor from The Never Ending Story

Can convert Falcor to the "Dark Side of the Force" and kill Atreyu with lightning bolts from his penis.

Can execute Steven Seagal like pressure points and kill anyone...anyone!

Can make Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwiches appear at his fingertips

Can get high if he just thinks real hard about it

The ability to fart weed smoke

The ability to control the bowel movements of anyone worldwide

Can make Trey from Phish be his personal theme music and follow him around with a guitar while he walks

1 Comments:

  • At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Ty Motherfuckin' Webb said…

    Can smoke an entire Marlboro Red in one drag.

    The ability to make Doritos and Red Gatorade from nothing more than a foil gum wrapper, some dirt and a 9 volt battery.

     

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