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Monday, October 02, 2006

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 30TH (By Chaz Coverdale)

--woke up with an insatiable craving for a McRib. Googled McRib. Found a Save The McRib website. Why can't McDonalds just quite fucking around and finally make this bbq'd delite a regular fixture on the menu?

--Threw a wank for almost an hour

--Wondered if a book entitled "Masterbating For Cardio" would sell. "CardioSturb?"

--Came up with the name Chaz Coverdale so I can hang out with CC Dubois and JJ Rezz. Other monikers in contention: Tyson St. Seville, Dwayne Rizla, and Brock Florida. Chaz Lauderdale was also a possibility.

--Txted quotes from Wedding Crashers with my buddy Chris for a half an hour. Faxing the script would have been cheaper, but fuck it son--weekend minutes!

--Listened to "One" by Metallica, twice.

--retaped my hockey tree with white cloth, and gave it a new knob, even though I haven't played a game since April.

--For some reason I stood in the middle of my living room and said the phrase "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor" over and over until the words didn't even make sense anymore. It was really fucked up when I realized I'd been doing it for like 10 minutes. Really fucked up.

--Found a spider in my bathtub while I was taking a shit. Instead of killing it or letting it go, I made a small maze with toilet paper tubes and shreds of sleeves from two t-shirts that are now cutoffs. One end of the maze led to the door and the other end led to a half bar of soap that I stuck toothpicks in. I told my roomate to come look at it, but the stench of my shitbomb was too overwhelming and he tapped out in the hallway.

--Trimmed down my beard in varying levels of looks (moustache, goatee, flavor saver). My personal favorite was full beard, no sideburns. Think about it.

4 Comments:

  • At 2:59 PM, Anonymous Sheriff said…

    Listened to "One" by Creed three times...

    Drank all my orange juice...

     
  • At 11:44 PM, Blogger Grady Cole said…

    Watched some Amish porn, played with yourself thinking about Senator Foley... I know that's how you roll Johnny Grasso.

     
  • At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Clint Malarchuck said…

    After getting totally baycaked, I debated over who I would rather Bro with. Buddy Revell and his brass knuckles or Billy Zabka...aka Johnny from KKI. It's a tough call isn't it?

     
  • At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Chico Rigetti said…

    Being that Buddy Revell and His bad assness in 3 oclock high basically cancels out Zabkas raw evil in KKI, I'm gonna have to go to a deeper body of work for answers and hands down, "Just One of the Guys" is a way better movie than "Kindergarden Cop." Plus who needs brass knuckels when you have the best roundhouse kick in Southern Cal...and your dressed as a skelton while you casually twist up a dubwah during Halloween school dance.

     

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