WHAT IS 'RIDIN' DURTY'? (By The Drummer From Crucial Taunt)

--When you're flipping through the radio stations at an intersection and you land on a completely gay song just as someone you know pulls up next to you.

--When you take a stealth shit at work. No wipe. No flush.

--When Cru Jones does that Hulk-Hogan-Eat-Your-Heart-Out Backflip over the abandoned boat ramp to gain the lead in Hell Track. Sure it looks Rad, but technically my man is Ridin' Durty.

--If your recently divorced dad fucks your live-in girlfriend while you're at a Mens league game, he's Ridin Durty. Hes also a total dick.

--Joyriding the garbage cart while working at Orienta snack bar is Duuuurty. Especially when your music's sooo loud, and you're drinking whiskey sours.

--If a girl throws on a Lemieux old school penguins jersey while she rides you reverse cowgirl she's definitely ridin' durty. However, if you happen to open your eyes and see "44" than shes just sloppy. (By the way, Alyssa Milano used to date Rob 'Sloppy' Brown the year the penguins won their first cup. ewww.)

--Leaving the Mamaroneck senior lot through the one-way entrance by the football field endzone was considered by some to be Ridin' Durty.

--Styling the suicide jump at Bonnie Briar on a night sledding mission, on a red saucer, wearing mittens, after ingesting any combination of MeisterBraus, mushrooms, bong hits, resin hits.

--Pretending to surf on the roof of your friends van while hes driving it ala Styles in Teen Wolf is definitely Ridin Durty.

--Taking viagra to purposely distract your buddy while he is about to tee up an important putt at mini golf because you have a boner and you're wearing sweatpants.

--Pretending to be paralyzed so you can get a wheelchair at Disneyworld: Ridin' Durty.