IN HONOR OF THE MCRIB BEING BACK, POSSIBILE INGREDIENTS IN THE MCRIB EXPRESSING MY LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MCRIB (MOSTLY LOVE) IN MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS (By Chet Rigetti)

Pork Fat Sausage + Gristle + BBQ Sauce = MCRIB

Rat Meat + Red Dye #2 = MCRIB

Squirrel Guts + Whitesnake "Here I Go (again on my own)" Video - Tawney Catain = MCRIB

Uncle Jesse's Hair Gel Used In Season 2 of Full House + Eric Roberts Hair Gel Used In Best of the Best 1 + All Of The Gell Used In 'The Outsiders' - Ralph Machio + Entourage Episode with Machio - Pickles - Onions = MCRIB

Stems + Seeds + Resin + Apple Core Pipe + 3 Bud Heavys + Rare Faith No More B-sides = MCRIB

Guy That Owns Villa Maria With Spikey Hair And Glasses = MCRIB

Pigs In A Blanket From IHOP With Strawberry Syrup - Blanket - Syrup + BBQ Sauce = MCRIB

Girls With 'Sex In The City' Ringtones + Guys With 'Sex In The City' Ringtones + Ace Freehley = MCRIB

Giving Yourself Head - That Being Kinda Gay + Doing It Again + KC Masterpiece = MCRIB

Walters For Lunch + Candlelight For Dinner + Pats On The Way Home - Explosive Rea + Wanna Smell Of Mike 2 = MCRIB

Jogging - Cardio Burn + "Gleaming The Cube" on TNT - Matching Neon Tanktop and Shorts = MCRIB

'94 Stanley Cup - The Other Dad From My Two Dads Not Paul Reiser + 33 Sheep Balls + Archie's + Stepping It Up And Fucking A Passed Out Mercedes Laine = MCRIB