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Thursday, November 16, 2006

People that have yet to come out of their closet but will do so in the next year (by Bob Justice)


Ryan Seacrest - Dude is totally in denial. He lays the bone on ol' Simon while Paula films it.

T.O. - This douche bitches more than Sheriff's mom on holiday. His next book will describe how to "good game" by grabbing sack instead of ass.

Mario Lopez - That fagmo squeezed out a cry on dancing w/ the starz after losing to ego maniac Emit Smith on "Dancing with the Starz." Only a quermo would dance with/out guaranteed puntang. These guys got payed in bizzlows by each other.

A. Rod - The biggest rider of pole in MLB. Nuff said.

K Fedd - I don't understand what B saw in ur scrawny ass, but you sir are a F A G. What how I swoop on that snatch. Hit ME baby one more time!

The EDGE - Every time before the encore, Edge plunges me 20 to 30 times up his ass. He doesn't even bother to disinfect before hand. Klingons aren't only in the Star Trek universe.

* (A note from Bob Justice) Alright Source2, nobody calls out Bono's Tampon. Nobody!
** (Another note from Bob Justice) Nooch on the nob bitches
*** (Yet another note from Bob Justice) There are plenty of other switch-hitters out there. Post them in the comments now!)
**** (A note from Kid Springsteen) Dude, you more or less outted yourself when you referred to Britney Spears as "B".

7 Comments:

  • At 12:11 PM, Anonymous OJ'S Bloody Glove said…

    you forgot to add one name to that list:

    bob justice


    fag

     
  • At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you forgot to add artie bruno, jim erdman, jim gross, evan pollak,

     
  • At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Gene from Wethot said…

    Bob Justice. No one knows who you are, yet you call so many gay. Are you indeed gay? If the answer to my question is no, I ask yet another....Why Not?

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Anonymous Gene From WetHOT said…

    Bob Justice is a fag. The talking can of peas saw him with McKinley and Ben in the shed hiking up his striped knee-high socks.

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gene, your the only homo! Eat a cock you dick riddin fag!!

     
  • At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Gene from WETHOT said…

    Just because I hump fridges and have dick cream doesn't make me a fag. But posting anonymously and misspelling riding puts you on the probably gay list along with Erdman and Bob Justice.

     
  • At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Robert j said…

    Hey, Bob J is a stellar pitcher with a stunning record of 18-0-1 during his rookie year. His only tie came after a long duel with Doogie Howser. Suit up!

     

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