After careful analysis, I have determined the following facts about Bob Justice. (Ty Webb)

#1.He uses the term "holiday", which is totally 100% European as well as totally gay.

#2.He has an unhealthy obsession with U2, including both Bono's Tampon and the Edge, which leads me to believe he is an Irish Republican Army soldier setting out to use FLF as a platform for his next campaign of Cyber Terror and or Cyber gay porn with U2 lookalikes)

#3.Gene from WetHOT American Summer knows that he's a fag, cause he saw him in the shed with McKinley and Ben.