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Sunday, March 04, 2007

REASONS WHY SHERIFF WILL SEE "WILD HOGS" OPENING WEEKEND (by Gangsta)


-He scored a pair of tickets by being caller 10 on the Zoo-Crew morning show on Jammin Z90 FM.

-Kid Springsteen was asked to write a review of the movie for the SignOnSanDiego and he needed someone to ‘Bro’ with (When they split a large popcorn w/ extra butter flavoring and a large diet Fresca with two straws, they will be heading deep down Mandate lane).

-Martin Lawrence is mad funny. Didn’t you see Black Knight?

-His Broke-Back Mountain dvd has a scratch on it.

-He saw the trailer and saw the kareoke scene with his favorite song "don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me"

-He has to compare and contrast the movie with last weeks pick Ghostrider (he is a teacher after all).




OLD SCHOOL THROWBCKS, THINGS I WISH I WERE DOING RATHER THAN ENDING COLLEGE (by BeerMakesMePooP)

• Going to one of those sweet karate birthday parties, like the one’s at
Tiger Schulmans
• Waking up early on a Saturday to eat an oversized bowl of cereal and
watch cartoons un-noticed until about 10 am
• Going to a murray avenue school mid-day assembly, usually something
stupid like watching “Willy Wonka”
• Getting up for 5 am practice twice a week and still showing Crapperelli
no respect
• Writing that “we got out-coached” in my Journal News article and getting
benched by Chappy, only to get put back in for the 3rd period
• Ditching classes at MHS, for pretty much any reason you can think of
• Showing up no less than 30 minutes late to every 1st period class I had
for all 4 years of high school, once actually only showed up for 45
seconds to Calculus
• Heading over to a post hockey kegger at Hampshire
• 3 pm practice on weds
• Eating Hot pockets with frosting on them and swearing it was the best
thing I’ve ever had
• Hittin up Larchmont town to “walk around” and “scope the scene”…
hopefully Mrs. Gedney won’t scope me J-walking and tell on me… again
• Going to see Dee Dee at “Sweet & Nutty” who creepily always knew my
name, my favorite candy, and what year in school I was… seriously I saw
her two years ago and she knew what college I was at and my year there…
• Taking DARE and still trying drugs when I was young
• Cruisin to “the rock” to catch a quick blaze or Armageddon it with some
lucky hunnie
• Going to Sal’s to get Sicilian and laugh at all the “Bobby’s” and
“Chibronies”
• Rollin up at BP, yea it’s BP. To check out the scene and snag that new
50 cent vitamin water
• Stumbling off the train into cellar bar at 4 am and waking up on the
couch with all my clothes on





REASONS WHY IT’S COOL TO ROCK OUT AT THE NEW-ROC ARCADE…KIND OF… (By: Cheech and BauerOut)


--You can have a mean air hockey tournament while pretending to be your favorite player

--It’s legal to shoot and kill people with all kinds of guns (even though they are usually blue or pink)

--You can get your jam on at Dance-Dance Revolution

--You can rock out like a hero at the drum kit and pretend you are the drummer playing live for the air band Oxygen

--You can race a car over 100mph (probably drunk or stoned), crash the car (while not getting hurt unless you fall off the seat because you are so messed up), and get right back into the race and maybe even win

--Go up as the underdog against some queeb in Marvel vs. Capcom and totally kick his ass and anyone who steps up

--If you ever get tired of the arcade you can totally get your sauce on at the bowling alley

--You can be ridin’ diiirty on Crusin’ USA

--Armageddon It

--Two words…Mortal Combat

14 Comments:

  • At 4:30 PM, Blogger Beer Makes Me PooP said…

    first of all, T. Guy would never see wild hogs... second, T. has been spotted at new rock on numerous occasions. His views are, "it's a little dark, but pretty "rockin"

    Also, in a post note... i think karate birthday parties should be re-instated at the age of 22. that's all.

     
  • At 5:58 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Who said anythig about T. Guy going to see Wildhogs? Everyone knows he is straight as an arrow

     
  • At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Kid Springsteen said…

    T. Guy won three consecutive state spelling bee contests but lost the 4th because they asked him how to spell 'gay'. He had no idea.

     
  • At 1:35 PM, Blogger Beer Makes Me PooP said…

    I heard T. Guy used to bro with Dio...

     
  • At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Cheech said…

    Hey rumor on the street has it that T. Guy was spotted at new-roc getting his sauce on at dance-dance revolution and beat house of the dead...while using the pink gun AND smoked some kid in mortal combat...seems pretty straight to me...oh and someone also supposedly heard him giv an armageddon it call out

     
  • At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Harry Crumb said…

    I heard T. Guy used to run a flower company...whats bro about that?

     
  • At 9:13 AM, Anonymous The dad from Blossom said…

    I heard Dio wanted to bro with T. Guy, but he told Dio that he only bros with Storm T. Renegade, and Razor. Rigetti. After Dio heard this news he eventually asked the lead singer of Scorpions if he would want to Bro. Scorpions front man happily accepted the Brotract.

     
  • At 4:12 PM, Blogger BeerMakesMePooP said…

    I heard that Brett Michaels and Rickki Rocket from Poison got pissed at the Scorpions Rudolf Schenker, for brotracting with Dio... They had a hardcore three-way mandate set up for later in the week and didn't want Schenker to mess it up

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Anonymous LHawk said…

    I bro'ed with "Tough" Guy Minetti the other day, and he said that he only bro's with a couple people. He says he works out with Carl Weathers. Gets his haircut with Brian Bosworth(not a man-date when they double Armageddon it to the hairdressers). Goes drinking with the guys from Danger Danger.

     
  • At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I heard t guy got tko'ed by Oscar in Street Fighter II at the old pizza place on palmer ave. Or maybe he let him beat him 'cuz they were on a man-date.

     
  • At 8:15 AM, Anonymous Source2 said…

    Ease anonymous. T.Guy invented Street Fighter 2 and would never chill with Oscar. T. Guy does not mandate...it is in his DNA. Mandating does not exist in his dojo...He also burned Great American Pizza down because they wouldnt give him a mint chip shake with chocalete sauce or let him eat his Sals slice of sicilian while playig video games.

     
  • At 8:53 PM, Blogger Beer Makes Me PooP said…

    Yeah, anonymous... you need to ease and reflect on your life. T. Guy could crush you with his little finger.
    Not to mention, any man-date activities are clearly "lefty" in his book and he follows a pretty strict book.

     
  • At 8:55 PM, Anonymous cheech said…

    by the way... armageddon it~

     
  • At 9:24 PM, Anonymous The owner of Sir Bagelot said…

    Yo anonymous...you wanna know how I know your gay?...because If you had to choose who you would rather bro with between Christopher Walken or David Spade, without even hesitating, you would pick the Spadenator.
    p.s. I bet you still own a pair of corduroy pants, and wrist gaurds. What a queeb.

     

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