THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH TONIGHT BEFORE BLACKING OUT (By
BeerMakesMePooP)

· Eat an entire 96 ounce steak dinner, like john candy in “the great
outdoors”
· Rent and watch the only known copy of “Rad” from blockbuster
· Armageddon it
· Heckle some one so badly they burst into tears or shit themselves
· Eat an entire vat of pat’s chili and one order of fried clams
· Play a sweet air guitar solo on stage at an “oxygen” concert
· Drink, “one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.” Only to ask myself in the
morning why I would ever do that
· “Make it rain on these hoes”
· Actually arrive at the bar, so I can remember being there
· Prank call T. Guy Minetti’s evil twin brother, T. Gary Minetti and laugh
· Watch Colton Orr knock out Fedoruk on youtube, at least 4 times
· Finally get with Abby Bernstein, even though every one at camp thinks
I’m a stallion