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Thursday, June 07, 2007

(By Gangsta)

-Puking for distance is not a sport

-Most women do not like it when you "make it rain on them hoes"

-Shopping carts can fight back

-Salvia will fuck you up

-Hangovers DO get worse as you get older

-Vegetarians don't live past 40

-Vegans don't live past 31 (unless you are being raised by vegans, then you die six months after birth like the kid whose parents were vegans and only fed him soy milk and apple juice. He died of starvation. That is a pretty painful death. Yea, FUCK vegans. Meat is Bueno)

-Fire Sauce from Taco Bell is really not that hot

-When eating Red Lobster's All You Can Eat Shrimp, if you get less that 8 refills, you are a pussy. Nut up and gorge yourself.

-Any time your bro needs you for a wing man but you stay home to watch (insert any shit-hole TV program here), cut off your balls, you no longer need them

-Armageddon it

-Michael Jackson used to be black


  • At 10:55 PM, Anonymous source2the2 said…

    that one guy at every barber shop who comes in on just saturday or like for an hour on a random tuesday that no ones ever wants to go to unless you are in a hurry is NOT the scene...

  • At 8:20 PM, Blogger Derek Sutton said…

    after you email or call 4 times after a date with still no response, she's just not interested...

  • At 10:59 AM, Anonymous brocktoon said… that anything like a pussy fart? i sure hope not

  • At 2:58 PM, Anonymous LHawk said…

    How long does it take to post a list guys?...seriously...i got lists on back order can i let the creative juices flow if you guys are slacking?....oh yeah...nice job ty...did they at least give you a magenta heart for the effort?

  • At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Sheriff said…

    Can we get a motherfucking FLF update soon? I'm thinking about posting a list of Top 10 things Rich has been doing since he got home INSTEAD of updating FLF...and number 1 will be "Jacking off with a thumb up his lazy ass!"

  • At 7:13 AM, Blogger Derek Sutton said…

    is he still beating it to the sex scene in Youngblood?


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