OFTEN MISLEADING HOCKEY TERMS WHEN USED OUT OF CONTEXT (by Kid Springsteen and Bauer Out)

--High Slot
--Soft Dump
--"Pick Up A Guy!"
--Dump and Chase
--Heel Curve
--Off The Dasher
--Odd Man Rush
--Hard Around
--Left Wing Lock



SLEEVES ARE FOR PUSSIES, BUT SO ARE... (by Kid Springsteen)

-Umbrellas

-Umbrella Hats

-Time Outs

-Glasses

-Yamikas

-Safeties on Guns

-Calling "Safety" after farting instead of being proud and confident that the one you just ripped will render any would-be attacker immobile

-Helmets

-Small dogs

-Yogurt

-Turtles

-Turtlenecks

-Margarine

-A small order of McDonald's fries

-Directions

-Slings (what do you think it's made of--Magic? Just don't move your arm much, pussy)

-Bow Staffs

-Gold Fish

-Not making it past the first round of a "Kumite"

NOW ACCEPTING NAME IDEAS FOR MY FUTURE FISH (by BROCKTOON)


-Lil' Bro

-Lil' Ze

-Brock Jr.

-John Franco

-T. Guy Minetti (with his permission of course)

-Mt. Fuji

-Nuggetron 5000

-Officer Poncharello

-Mega Pussy