THINGS IN HIP HOP CULTURE THAT ARE STRAIGHT PLAYED OUT
Bling
22's. (Now you gotta ride on 24s, sucka!)
Snoop Dog
Oversized Jerseys
Rappers named l'il. (Flip, Scrappy, Bow Wow, Romeo, Jon)
Making Tha Band
Energy drinks
Clothing lines
Method Man and Redman--gettin' high
Doing impressions of white guys as nerds
"Shout Outs" to Biggie or Pac
The Beastie Boys
G-G-G-G-G-G-G G-Unit. We get it. You're bulletproof. You're also overhyped.
THINGS IN HIP HOP CULTURE THAT SHOULD BE USED MORE OFTEN
Big booty girls. (I don't know where you find em', but keep stuffing those asses into them thongs!)
Cracks on Bill O'Reilly
'Reignition'--That R. Kelly song should be on all the fuckin' time.
FUTURE PREDICTIONS KEPT OUT OF THE M.H.S. 1997 YEARBOOK
Most likely to be a trophy wife.
Most likely to beat Chris Shneer in stickball.
Most likely to "go postal" on someone.
Most likely to get kicked out of college Freshmen year for cocaine distribution.
Most likely to date and then marry your ex-girlfriend because your current girlfriend broke up with you and you are lazy and heartbroken and you got drunk and hooked up once and then once turned into twice and four times and before you know it you're inviting her over for Christmas and Thankgiving so you don't have to be alone and then you proposed and of course she said yes and she doesn't even fuck you anymore and you don't really like her that much anyway but you're too pathetic to step out on your own and take another chance with another girl because you're addicted to the sure bet and you think the biggest drama in your life is whether or not to invite the girl that broke your heart to the wedding and should you tell you're current girlfriend about it and blah blah and it carries on like a shitty episode of 90210 until finally your current girlfriend tells you to invite her even though she's jealous and you kind of like the fact that shes jealous and you feel like the man and in the end your ex-girlfriend doesn't even show up to the wedding and doesn't even RSVP but you find out just as you are about to cut the cake on you and new wife's most special day from a friend of a friend of a friend of a girl that you didn't even like in highschool that your exgirlfriend wanted to spend a cozy night in with her boyfriend watching The Real World.
Most likely to turn down a marriage proposal because the guy isn't Jewish.
