Fun List Fridays

We Present: Random Lists of Distinctly Selected Items. If you would like to contribute a list, please email us funlistfridays@gmail.com and include your list, list title, and post name in the body of the email. We do not discriminate or edit.

Friday, June 06, 2008

2 GIRLS 1 CUP (by Grady Cole)

2 girls 1 cup set a standard of viral scat-based torture on the internet. But can it be topped? Seeking options from the general population to top the experience and set off a new revolution:

2 girls, 1 big gulp and a badger

2 girls, 1 carafe and a variable speed kitchen aide mixer

2 girls, 1 donkey and a roomba

2 girls and 1 jar of marmite

2 girls and Ted Kennedy's bedpan

2 girls, 1 cup and a staple gun

2 girls, 1 rotting corpse, 11 lbs of maggots, 1 bag of pottery barn vanilla potpourri & a bottle of 2-buck chuck

2 girls, 1 double-ended dildo, 1 tube of crazy glue and a LOT of chili oil

2 girls, 1 pair of garden clippers, 1 can of bactene and the time life series "do it yourself@home: labia augmentation

2 girls, 1 goat, 1 angry clown, Warren Jeffs and a bus of mormon charter school kids