Fun List Fridays

We Present: Random Lists of Distinctly Selected Items. If you would like to contribute a list, please email us funlistfridays@gmail.com and include your list, list title, and post name in the body of the email. We do not discriminate or edit.

Friday, October 08, 2004

Ryan's College Story
(posted by Ryan)

--wakes up pissed off at the world
--goes to class and tries not to fall asleep
--eats, complains that his lung's hurt
--Is lazy, smokes because life is boring
--Attempts to do work
--Smokes, eats a lot, movie, possibly catches a quick sturb if roomate is not around
--bed

Friday, October 01, 2004

THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SHAKE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
(posted by Lord Viper Scorpion)

Your Baby
Puppies
A Basket of Kittens
Baby Harp Seals
Your Cheatin' Wife's Throat
Cock After an Overdose of Viagra
Your Size 55 Waist at a Hooters Waitress
Your 1 inch erect cock at a Hooters Waitress
Your Shrunken Quarter Inch Cock When the Cop Arrests you at Hooters