I just ate a three egg omlette with bacon and waffle fries with a white russian on top of the nine Bass ales I had on tap at the bar with chilli dog.
I wonder what the damage is going to be like in the bathroom when I get home. Are we talking "push and wait?" or "river wild?" I worry about these things.It can ruin my sleep pattern for at least three days.
I think this G13 im toking is making me forget who I came here with.
When I get home should I watch Segal in "Under Siege 2 Dark Territory" or Van Damme in "TimeCop"??? Fuck what do I do?
This waiter is sweating everywhere
Actually I think I'll watch "Dream a little Dream" with Corey Feldman
What is this, Russia? This isnt't Russia is it?
Should I go to that Japanese Spa tommorrow and get a happy ending?