My cleaning lady gives me a copy of Steven Seagal smash hit Out for Justice en espanol.
A box of condoms expired 1987
The best of Milli Vanilli on cassette
The DVD boxset of Saved by the Bell,"The NEW class"
My cleaning lady gives me a 1991 Luc Robitaille hockey card, which is weird, because I lost it in 1991.
Tickets to see Menudo Live with backstage passes
A copy of Mein Kampf
Carton of NewPorts
A gun rack
A box of those little plastic things on the end of your shoelaces, what are those things called anyway? They don't have a name?