INVERSELY PROPORTIONATE RELATIONSHIPS

Time since graduation of college vs. Tolerance of hippies
Time spent on Friendster vs. Productivity in the work place
Listening to the Smiths vs. Will to live
Reality Television shows vs. Faith in Humanity
Continuation of Colin Quinn's Television Career vs. Faith In God
Time elapsed since Twisted Sister was on the charts vs. Dee Snider's ability to rock


WHY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I, IN THE FORM OF TWO LISTS OF OUR INTERESTS
(Joe Barry)

HER INTERESTS
Holiday Cards
Sentimentality
Hugs

MY INTERESTS
Speedways
Forearms
Being Diabolical